Saturday, August 30, 2008

Scientific Polls are BOOOORR-ING

According to the front page of the Washington Post, “An All-Out Battle for Women’s Votes Begins.” Without backing up this statement with any poll numbers or an explanation for its methodology, the Post claims, “But her selection has energized. . . some disaffected supporters of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, who resent that their candidate did not make it onto the Democratic ticket this year.”

Tell me Washington Post, how many are “some disaffected supporters?” 5? 15? Did the WaPost reporters call up the “20 equally passionate Hillary supporters” who decided to watch a movie, “The Squid and the Whale,” instead of Obama's acceptance speech, as chronicled in this equally hard-hitting New York Times article?

Virtually no one in the mainstream media has decided to take the radical step of waiting until there is a poll conducted on the effect of Palin’s selection on former Hillary supporters before making generalized statements of how disaffected Hillary supporters are “energized” by the pick.

Let’s get real. When those poll numbers get back, an insignificant number of former Hillary supporters will now support McCain because of the pick. It is completely irresponsible of the media to create a narrative by selectively seeking anecdotes from cherry-picked citizens, instead of relying on scientific polling data.

And for the record, any former Hillary supporter willing to vote for a pro-life, pro-gun, creationist, simply because of her sex, is an idiot.

-Law Dude

Friday, August 29, 2008

“Palin, Pro and Con” or “Mitt Must be PISSED”

Pro:

Dampens Dem’s post-convention bounce

McCain wins today’s news cycle- (but does winning daily news cycles win elections?)

An attempt to get Hillary supporters (but really, are they going to vote for two pro-life, conservative candidates just because there’s a woman on the ticket????)

Cons

Completely undercuts an attack on Obama’s experience.

Novelty of the pick is gone in 5 days. When the novelty is gone, what’s left?

She will get utterly PWNED in the debates (how many foreign policy positions has she laid out as an Alaskan mayor?)

-Liberal Dudes (alternative title by CEO Dudette)

In the Great Tradition of VP Prognostication

Liberal Dudes is officially calling Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as the McCain VP pick. This guess does not come nearly as early as other Liberal Dudes soothsaying, but we wanted to go 2 for 2.

-Education Dude

(Hat tip Marc Ambinder)

Saturday, August 23, 2008

I'm Sure He'll Call ...

This compilation of CNN reporters waiting for the Obama campaign's text is PRICELESS.

Seriously, they're acting like a 16-year-old girl waiting for that guy they went out with last night to call.

"Is he going to text?"

"He said he'd text!"

"I hope there's not something wrong with my phone."

"I thought we had a really good time!"

-Education Dude